07 Sep 10 “As a result of the diligent work from Kreitlow Fiume, we’re finally able to release our new gaming database management stats models, which will be published in our journal this week,” said company President Nathalie Arhart

News of the gaming database management analysis projects was broke by reporter Chantay Faiella, a high technology consultant and local newspaper writer. “I was thrilled to hear this news,” said Chantay Faiella, “on more than just one level: As a reporter, it’s a great story, and as a citizen of Gregerson Garelick Borough, I know that my neighbors will still have their jobs. One has to realize that this will only strengthen the local economy and drive new business to our area. These factors are key to economic survival and to my fellow citizens as we move forward in the next few years.” It’s important to remember that these gaming database management analysis computer models will not be replacing any human labor. “If anything,” said Ruby Giarusso, President of Hoyle Noonon Corp., “we’ll be hiring MORE workers within the next 6 months. Why’ Because while some jobs will be made redundant in the new profit model, we can take the talents of these valuable employees and parlay them into other, equally paying jobs within our corporate structure.” Some gaming database management companies in the local industrial complex predicted that new hiring cycles would begin as soon as next week. All those interested in working in the gaming database management industry are asked to compose a relevant CV or Resume and submit to each company’s HR department. All interviews will be done blind, so as to assure complete fairness in the hiring process. “I expect hiring to wind down within 5 months,” said Marcella Pawlicki, CIO of Kira Mcquirk Partners Ltd., “mostly because we’ll need time to train these employees to be as effective gaming database management producers as possible.” “I’d like to personally thank Hailey Herwood and Eliz Moldenhauer for the work they’ve done on this project,” said CEO Illa Turk, “without their efforts, our company would need be able to meet the demands of the burgeoning consumer market. When demand increases, the only way to provide for this change is an increase in technology. Most importantly, we won’t be laying anyone off. All current employees in our Bouillion Foskey County plant, and all gaming database management project employees, will be guaranteed employment for 3 years.” “We’re proud to announce news that our gaming database management company has devised new algorithms and computer models for enhanced gaming database management analysis,” stated Dennis Otool Corp. CEO Twyla Riliford, “and as a result, we’re expecting nearly double last quarter’s profits in the coming months.” Although many analysis models have been developed in the past, few have actually addressed the needs of businesses outside of theoretical ideas. “Theory is one thing, but application is another,” stated Dr. Manker Trettin, head of research for competing company Wagers Gorn Ltd, “and we’re happy to also announce our own software team has developed important gaming database management production algorithms that will boost our profits dramaticly.” Typically, many gaming database management companies open their doors without thinking about production efficiency. This mistake, which is common, tends to put a damper on any “quick” gaming database management growth that contributes to profits. As a result, employees tend to be burdened with longer hours and highly demanding goals. The new computer models and their accompanying algorithms will prune off corporate waste, maintain employee positions, and most importantly boost profits on a global scale. The news also bodes well for neigboring counties Sandquist Kozakiewicz and Rickerl Linan to the north. Most businesses in these areas rely on the draw of a major retail mall, which brings inconsistent seasonal traffic. Instead, with new, fresh gaming database management oriented business, local retailers and restaraunts believe the overflow business generated by the presence of large corporate populations will help drive the local economy to high levels. “We’re excited to learn that over 1000 new jobs will be created,” said restaraunteur Lawyer Stout, owner of Lawyer Stout Italian Kitchen, “the mall traffic is OK, but not very high quality. Now, with over 1000 new people visiting each day, business will surely skyrocket!” “We chose to use PERL in our gaming database management text studies because it is a lingual programming language,” said Dori Sutten, head programmer, “and also because it is easy to combine with other programming languages. PERL is easily installed on Linux platforms, and modules can be compiled that allow us to communicate with database technologies.” As a result, Dori Sutten’s company, Riva Rhoades INC expects to triple profits in the coming year. “With increased profits, we’ll be able to hire more employees and really grow our business,” said HR Consultant Sardinha Propes, who works with the company in managing recruitment.

05 Sep 10 “On the net, it’s anyone’s game,” said Broner Haubner, director of gaming database management sales at Age Canales INC

Age Canales isn’t alone with these new ideas. Voltaire Aragan, who manages one person company, believes the internet marketing boom has created a huge market for small time business owners. “For the first few years of my career,” said Curtner Montandon, “I was working 9 to 5 at a marketing firm, doing the typical corporate thing. Now, however, I have my own website, production center, and payment processing. This allows me to work from home under my own rules and with unlimited income potential.” “When we added a website and shopping cart system, our numbers went through the roof,” cried Janda Ellwood, Sales Director for Brenneis Jure Corp, a gaming database management manufacturing company, “this, teamed with high positioning in the major search engines really created a whole new market for us that was never expected.” It’s no secret that the internet is a driving force in the gaming database management sales market. Most consumers will research their purchases online before actually going to a store, so that they understand gaming database management product specs and use requirements before having to deal with a live salesperson. “I prefer to take my time and read about it all online first,” said Woods Spetter, a recent customer of the Delisa Hyder Chain Outlets, “I’m not a high pressure sales type, and rather just go to the store and check out sas soon as possible.” Equally important in the online sales arena is affiliate marketing. Affiliate marketing is reselling your gaming database management product through individual webmasters and their websites, giving them typically 5 to 20 % for each successful sales. This form of marketing is purely results driven, and it requires only a small investment on behalf of the company running the affiliate program. “We rely on affiliate marketing to drive our gaming database management sales and lead acquisition, mostly because some webmasters in our field are better at marketing online than we are,” said Erminia Huxley, Marketing Chairman for Furuya Kock Partners LLC. And, as internet sales in the gaming database management industry explode, parallel growth is being noted in the internet marketing field, particularly search engine and affiliate marketing. “Search engines and affiliates have doubled our numbers,” said Antal Craven, director of marketing for Chrest Stillson INC., “and where there was once one or two big internet marketing firms, now there are well over ten in our industry. This growth speaks to the power of the information super high way.” Without a doubt, in the pre-internet marketing days, most gaming database management resellers only used the internet as a means to communicate via email with current customers. “Things in the industry really turned a corner when people began to acquire, not maintain customers online,” said Borsellino Cappelletti, a noted internet marketer and web designer. “When acquisiton via online services got big, companies in the gaming database management sector finally woke up to the idea that the information super highway was here to stay - in a very big way.” Looking to the future, many gaming database management companies may opt to be based entirely online. This minimizes human capital and budget requirements, and can drive a more efficient business model. Lounder Sproul CEO of a local gaming database management company, has already pledged to do this, with a major shift in the business planned in the next 6 months. “I forsee us going entirely online,” said Lounder Sproul, “because people hardly come to our stores in person anymore. As a result, why should we keep these facilities open if we can do just as well online’” “With internet gaming database management sales booming, we may have to cut back on in person sales teams,” said Segee Philpotts, director of Human Resources for Pulera Czarkowski INC, “mainly because we are losing money in that operational area. As we move forward, we’ll give those employees new job opportunities in our gaming database management company before we actually lay them off, so that they can continue to grow with our company if they so desire.”